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Magazine Rack

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MAGAZINE RACK Friends of mine have alerted me to several "Nick sightings" on the newstands. Last month, in "Glamour" magazine, there was a photo of Tim Gunn and myself, with a caption that read: "Men Don't Care What Your Clothes Cost" (in regards to our feminine counterparts). I know that Emmett was a bit mad that the photo was of me and Tim and not of him and Tim. He likens their torrid love affair to a Jane Austen novel! I was NOT cheating on Tim and you, Emmett, I swear! And in last week's "Star Magazine", their was , yet another photo of Miss Britney Spears, looking a mess, as she was doing her daily business. I was asked to comment on the photos, and I said what was on my mind. I am certainly no fashion expert, but it doesn't take one to recognize a "fashion violation" so criminal as this one. They quoted me as saying, "She looks like a Stripper who is just getting off of work..." Notice the scrunchee on her wrist. Who does that, I ask you? In 2006! I also said that, instead of reading Vogue, she looked like she was reading Guns and Ammo. They didn't print that, thank God (Oh wait, but I just did!). Britney, have your stylist give me a call, and I will make you a beautiful , yet sexy Empire-cut dress, that will make you look more like a Greecian Goddess and less like you should be in "Cops".

7 Responses to "Magazine Rack"

Heather said...

I am going to be in NYC this weekend. If for some reason you are there as well and I see you , I apologize in advance for acting like a teenager!!!!

Eileen. 静 said...

eeks..thats britney?

anyhow.. just wanna say hi.

Kari said...

Plus, a fun interview in Cincinnati-based magazine CiN Weekly! http://cinweekly.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060823/COV/608230323/1076/rss09

Ashley said...

Oy vay, how outrageous. I mean, I still love Britney, even though she crazy, and looks like some wild cracked out version of a southern Jerry Springer attendee (the difference, I know, is minimal), but from the hair to the scrunchie. Too much. I would love to see her in classic Nikolaki!
Mucho amor

Anonymous said...

Britney should definitely considering calling you for some styling tips! I still love her though, and although she does look horrible in that photo, I'm gonna give her a break...afterall, she IS 8 months pregnant! haha.

Nick, its great to see and hear that you've become even so much more successful after the show. Hopefully we'll be seeing your designs on the runway, on Miss Britney and everywhere else! Best of luck to you!

<3 Cassie

Anonymous said...

If I were Britney, I couldn't be feeling too good about myself these days. So perhaps, I'd dress accordingly. Nick, please help her!

andreita said...

O M G!!!