Beauty Pageant Evening Gowns
Beauty Pageant Gowns
Miss USA 2014
Miss USA 2014 Contestants
Miss USA 2014 Evening Gowns
Miss USA 2014 Too Mucheey Gowns
Sashes and Tiaras
Miss New Mexico USA (left) Kamryn Blackwood and Miss Utah USA (right) Angelia Layton: One is an "Uh Oh!" and the other, "Too Mucheey!"--can you tell the difference? keep reading...
In my
last post, I discussed my "Nick Top Picks" of the the Evening Gowns featured in the
Miss USA 2014 Evening Gown Portraits. Now, it's time for the
"Uh Oh!" gowns. To begin with, surprisingly, there weren't many; after all this isn't the
"Miss World" pageant where some of those lovely girls from not-so-pageant savvy nations (Bless Their Hearts!) wear these
Tacky-licicous concoctions more appropriate for my "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" as opposed to winning an international beauty crown. But still, there were several 'Uh Oh's" here. In addition to these, I also want to highlight what I call the
"Too Mucheey!" gowns--gowns that were A LOT and probably more right for riding on top of a Carnival--or Gay Pride--Parade Float...With that said, let's get to it:
Let's begin with the "Uh Oh!":